m0nster-man:

my manager just asked me “if you had a knife in your back, and a dick in your butt, which would you pull out first”..

mukuroikusaba:

seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”

(via the-thighs-of-a-cutter)

eggsammich:

you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff

(via jenn287)