my manager just asked me “if you had a knife in your back, and a dick in your butt, which would you pull out first”..
seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
(via the-thighs-of-a-cutter)
you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff
(via jenn287)